the-raindance-maggie:

lilmotel:

envyadams:

today at work i let someone into a dressing room and they said “thanks” and half of me tried to say “you’re welcome” and the other half tried to say “no problem” and i ended up saying “your problem”

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i was trying to threaten someone by saying “watch your back, buddy” but at the last moment i switched it to “buster” and i ended up saying “watch your back, butter”

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